April 21, 2003

Scratch an actor...

"...and you'll find an actress." -- Dorothy Parker.

It seems that someone thinks Elijah Wood is Very Very Gay. Now why would someone think that? (Actually, it is my theory that all actors are gay, and all actresses are straight, which is why they -- the actresses -- are so bitchy. Why do you think La Sarandon really has that look on her face all the time like she just bit into an underripe lime?)

Update: oops! I forgot to say -- via Dave Tepper, who's been a very naughty boy. Probably.

Posted by Andrea Harris at April 21, 2003 11:52 AM

that's fascinating! LOL thing is, ol' Dommy boy has been hanging out with Billy Boyd, and both of them, in practically every interview I see written with them, they make it a point to say 'they are NOT gay!' I mean, DELIBERATIVELY, without prompting from the interviewer. It doesnt surprise me that a youngster like Wood hasn't tied himself up with any female, as twenty year olds are not known to commit to ANY one. However, I have to wonder if someone as old as Billy Boyd doesnt have some thing to be said...hmmmmm.

Well, you can't accuse this fan of actor worship! LOL

Posted by: Sharon Ferguson at April 21, 2003 at 03:43 PM

Who cares a rat's ass whether someone is gay or not?

Especially an actor. That's like wondering if your hairdresser or interior decorator is gay.

Or your auto mechanic, or supermarket bag boy.

Good grief.

Posted by: Kim du Toit at April 21, 2003 at 07:10 PM

Oh lord, I don't care. This was a frivolous post. But I think "The Gay Mechanics" would make a great name for a rock band.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at April 21, 2003 at 07:25 PM

The site was pretty clearly a satire. I mean, c'mon. "Cupcake = gay"?

Kinda like the We Love Black People site that was going around a couple months back, y'know?

Oh, wait. I've just been trolled, haven't I? Never mind.

/runs away

Posted by: Dave at April 22, 2003 at 10:49 AM

In a totally (I'm sure) unrelated note, I just read that Harvey Fierstein will be the leading lady in a new Tv sitcom.

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at April 22, 2003 at 07:54 PM